134 by Bogdan Dragos

“The angriest I ever got,” she said,
“Was with an ex-boyfriend, of course.
I just wanted him to die.
But like, not casual wanting him to die.
Really, really wishing with all my might
that he’d drop dead.
I felt I couldn’t go on living
as long as I knew he was alive.
I had to do something about it.
I was literally about to explode.
So, to prevent that, I got dressed
and despite the rain and all
I went straight to the nearest pet shop.
Bought me a hamster.
And with a red marker,
I wrote my boyfriend’s name
on its back.
And then slammed that hamster
against the wall 134 times.
For the 134 hours we’d been together.
I calmed down after that.
But, you know,
I don’t like talking
about myself all that much.
Tell me about yourself.
Also, what should we get
from the menu?
Have you decided yet?”

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  1. Very good! Bodgan Greetings Juan

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    1. ʕっ• ᴥ • ʔっ Thank you, Juan!

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  2. Terveen Gill dice:

    I think verbal accounts of manic behavior can work up quite an appetite. Dig in! Hope the hamster or the boyfriend are not on the menu. Haha! (Nervous…) 🙂

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    1. Um… I can’t guarantee anything… ʕ→ᴥ←ʔ

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  3. evana dice:

    poor hamster! 😥😥

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    1. I like to believe he is in a better place now… ʕ •̀ ω •́ ʔ

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      1. evana dice:

        Haha let’s hope so!!!

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  4. Jeffrey X dice:

    I told myself about three years ago that I was going to walk to Toronto from Ottawa, in the middle of winter, and kill my husband. He surely was the cause of all my insanity. Well, it was my birthday. On the way, I stole some liquor and cough syrup. Got picked up by hitchhikers, smoked some marijuana. Walked for a good ten hours. In the past, I have made 48 hour hikes uninterrupted except brief rest periods, in these manic states of mine. Getting to Toronto wasn’t impossible.

    I wound up trying to turn myself into the police. I thought I had a warrant for my arrest due to theft. I didn’t but they put me in a hospital for a while.

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