134 by Bogdan Dragos

“The angriest I ever got,” she said,
“Was with an ex-boyfriend, of course.
I just wanted him to die.
But like, not casual wanting him to die.
Really, really wishing with all my might
that he’d drop dead.
I felt I couldn’t go on living
as long as I knew he was alive.
I had to do something about it.
I was literally about to explode.
So, to prevent that, I got dressed
and despite the rain and all
I went straight to the nearest pet shop.
Bought me a hamster.
And with a red marker,
I wrote my boyfriend’s name
on its back.
And then slammed that hamster
against the wall 134 times.
For the 134 hours we’d been together.
I calmed down after that.
But, you know,
I don’t like talking
about myself all that much.
Tell me about yourself.
Also, what should we get
from the menu?
Have you decided yet?”

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  1. Very good! Bodgan Greetings Juan

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    1. ʕっ• ᴥ • ʔっ Thank you, Juan!

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  2. Terveen Gill dice:

    I think verbal accounts of manic behavior can work up quite an appetite. Dig in! Hope the hamster or the boyfriend are not on the menu. Haha! (Nervous…) 🙂

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    1. Um… I can’t guarantee anything… ʕ→ᴥ←ʔ

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  3. evana dice:

    poor hamster! 😥😥

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    1. I like to believe he is in a better place now… ʕ •̀ ω •́ ʔ

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      1. evana dice:

        Haha let’s hope so!!!

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