Spirituality and Religion Ain’t my Thing by Terveen Gill

I want to get one thing straight.

I’m not an atheist.

There is something out there greater than you and I.

What is it?

Now that’s the thing.

You are already set in your beliefs.

That’s where we differ.

I have none. For me that something out there could be anything.

How about that favorite pet – Cuddles or Fido?

Where do you think they went after death?

To pet heaven?

Awww! That’s so sweet.

But what if that greater something is the fusion of all those favorite pets that left the world to create something better up there.

Those meows and woofs and even the quacks and moos.

Innocent souls that united to create a jiving and harmonious power.

I see those pitchforks coming at me.

Where have I offended you?

Ahhh! I see. Pets are adored only till they are beneath the status of their owners.

Any thought of worshipping an animal or bird makes you want to question your own importance.

You aren’t important. I hope you know that.

No religious text echoes what I say. None will second my assertions.

But I want to clarify that I have no evidence supporting my claims.

In fact, my claims change every other day.

Have you heard my theory on aliens? Oh that could put you in a sour mood.

You might even want to smack me.

Be my guest. But what if they are the ones pulling the strings? The ones you fold your hands and pray to every night.

Intelligent beings that happened to see an opportunity and are exploiting earthlings simply to pass their idle time.

How about clowns and midgets? That’s an uncomfortable concept I’m still exploring. And I’m sure you won’t be the ones having the last laugh.

Thanks for joining me at Spirituality and Religion Ain’t my Thing!

I’ll be back next week with a refreshing take on the ten commandments. Prepare to be scandalized.

This has been a great year of blogging. A shout out to my two loyal followers.

Granny, I love you!

Harold, stop stalking me or I will report you!

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