the door opened suddenly
and it hit the
poor dog who scowled and
got out of the way
before the woman entered
"Oh, for fuck's sake!” she shouted
Her hands were busy with
shopping bags. They looked heavy
and she looked tired
and quite pissed
and grew even more pissed
when she laid eyes on her husband,
in the living room,
sprawled on the couch,
buried under cigarette ashes
and empty beer cans
The house smelled of
singed hairs from his knuckles and
arms. Even burnt skin
and clothes
The small holes in his shorts
looked like crawling cockroaches
fighting over the crumbs in his lap
He greeted his wife with a
deep belching sound
and closed his eyes
"What the hell you doing?” she
yelled, loud enough to
make him open his eyes
"Dying,” he said
"What?”
"Dying.”
"Listen here, you piece of shit, I left
the house hours ago
and you were pretty much living.
What the hell happened in this
time?”
"I quit my job,” he said. "I quit writing.”
"You what?”
"Yeah. What's the point anymore? They
make all the art now.”
"They?”
"AI”
"What?”
"Artificial Intelligence, love. It took over
art. Completely. You literally just
punch some key words into a
search engine and the AI generates
art based on them.
First were the painters. They all died.
Painters.
People who draw.
People who design things.
Architects.
And eventually... us, writers and poets.
AI killed us all.
There is nothing left for us to do
but to die.”
His wife said nothing. Just
placed the shopping bags down
and came to face him
and sighed
"Darling,” she said, "it apparently
happened yet again.
You... are an idiot. Period.
But I guess that's what happens when
the faculty of imagination is
far more developed compared to that
of intelligence.
The goddamned AI... it's in that last
novel you're writing, isn't it?”
"Huh? What?”
"You're writing a novel about AI taking
over art, aren't you?”
"Oh... Damn. I... Uh, I love you. I mean,
what would I do
without you?”
"You dumbass...”
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Very funny; amusing & accurate commentary on the impact A.I is having on writers and the art of writing Bogdan! Just brilliant!! 👌👌👏👏😁😁❤️❤️
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(つ▀_▀)つ Thank you!
I’ve heard of a few digital artists who seem to be quite depressed about this…
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As long as there are one or two of us left!
Gwen.
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The human spirit is stubborn and ultimately unbreakable. There’ll always be those who work in spite of there not being any need for their work…
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All my writing life, I’ve thought that.
Gwen.
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(ノ´ー`)ノ That’s a great way to think, Gwen! 🙂
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This is really happening already. It’s time to be very afraid.
Your words are funny and got a great message across. Love this. Thanks. Xoxox
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(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )⊃━☆゚ Thank you, Selma! Much appreciated 🙂
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I read about it in psychology but now the term is used in novel writing. Reading this made me realize that machinery will capture everything in the future.❣️
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( •̩̩̩́ _ •̩̩̩̀) Doesn’t look like a very bright future for humans then…
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I suppose this is an apt example of getting lost in one’s own writing! AI is what nightmares are made of. haha! Good one, Bogdan. 🙂
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(`・ω・´) As long as you can get lost in your own writing, you’ve still got a soul, and that’s what matters in the end 🙂
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When I grew up on a dairy farm AI stood for Artificial Insemination. It saved having to have a bull. I guess AI and AI are much the same thing.
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ʕ →ᴥ← ʔ Yep, pretty similar, indeed :))
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Hmm……
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Yep, that’s what I usually reply when someone starts talking about AI and all the wonderful things it’s capable of today…
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Hmm I think is a good response to AI……
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Very clever and a happy ending too( don’t remember you having very many of those:)! I always enjoy reading you
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(っ◕‿◕)っ Thank you, Karima!
Now that I think about it… I also don’t remember ending too many stories with a happy ending :))) But surely once in a while it’s good to have one 🙂
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It will always come as a surprise in your case, Bogdan, but I agree, once in awhile, happy endings, even happen in real atomic life:)
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Wonderful satire!
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Thank you! (´∩。• ᵕ •。∩`)
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