Dear God Almighty,
I would like to bring to your notice my dissatisfaction with the world that you have created.
I know that no one’s perfect and that you probably think so too.
Though your children (insensitive human bastards) harp on about their flawless intelligence and impeccable logical reasoning.
Please excuse my brashness, they wouldn’t know day from night if it weren’t for the sun and moon.
You had to place a burning ball of gases and a huge rock in space so that these idiots wouldn’t mix up the time of day.
I’m sure that anything lesser would’ve led to a global catastrophe.
You’ve given them a brain (useless), a heart (stone cold), a soul (merciless), but what have they done with them?
Besides destroying, deceiving, and blaming, they have made you a scapegoat for their roguish ideologies.
God is always guiding us…
In God’s name we declare…
With faith in God, we shall never err…
Are they kidding themselves?
When did you step down and give them access to your authority?
Have they forgotten that evil is the complete opposite of goodness?
I’m not sure whether you’ve even been aware of this utter nonsense.
Your duties do keep you tied up and busier than you would choose to be, and all those whining and needy prayers that require your attention.
How you keep yourself in one piece is amazing.
You might be wondering why I of all creatures am reaching out to you.
I know we haven’t been on good terms right from the beginning.
But there’s a problem that can’t be solved without your cooperation.
I’m running out of space and can’t afford to shelter more of these double-faced jackasses.
I would love to burn and torture them all, but every day their numbers soar by thousands.
Even I’m sickened to my devilish depths by the callousness of the human race.
Maybe you could devise a detention center and hold them there till I’m better prepared.
I’ve heard that you have no dearth of space.
A bit of give and take between me and you?
What do you think?
I’ll be waiting for your reply and a positive confirmation.
Never pleased. Always perturbed.
Forever no one’s. Not even yours.