It helps release stress hormones by Bogdan Dragos

different creatures
will have
different ways
to cope with
grief
and stress

There was a movie
once
in which a group of
explorers
got captured
and imprisoned
by a tribe of cannibals
who were
taking them out of the
cage,
killing and eating
them one by one.
And there's this scene
where
one of the prisoners
pulls his dick
out and starts
rubbing it vigorously
as the others
watch with
unspeakable indignation

The explanation
was simple.
It helps release
stress hormones

Well, if it worked in
a situation
like that,
he thought,
then surely it will work
as he does it
in his room

He's not surrounded by
cannibals about to
kill and eat him

No, on the other side
of the
door
is just
a crying mother
holding an eviction note
in her trembling hands,
reading it aloud
to him
through sobs,
begging him to understand
that it is unnatural for
a man to be in
his thirties
and have no job, contribute
not a damn thing to
the household, and spend
all his days
locked in his room
pretending to be
a writer 

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